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gavinoinlava:

captgrif:

Lets be real, this was the most important part of the podcast.

miss-nerdgasmz:

queenofthemindpalace:

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up

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fullunadulteratedart:

What I got from that Let’s Play

sasswolfs:

Whoever reblogs this will get either a dirty or cheesy pick up line in their ask

aobadong:

cooljaku:

au where clear is a lawnmower

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october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

kuueater:

do you ever wonder what happens on the non-weaboo side of tumblr

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

hempest:

sexponents:

MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO

make a text post

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

artducks:

May take a pen to this later…

faeriedroid:

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles