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fano-tastic:

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godpenis:

ruinedchildhood:

911official:

goddessofidiocy:

what will future historians do with this 

this is The Human Experience

When everyone is gone this will be the only explaination left for a higher intelligence.

An era.

girlwithalessonplan:

bigboss505:

bigwordsandsharpedges:

skypig357:

Lmao

modern art

Somebody tell me where this is from

I MUST KNOW

brightbby:

so in love

yay4hamlet:

One of the many times that I started crying during the documentary.

prguitarman:

oldsoulactual:

bill-11b:

haveitjoeway:

nosdrinker:

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

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he’s cured

A miracle

v3n:

turmpo:

v3n:

turmpo:

oldmidimageviewer1994:

v3n:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

gooolies:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

turmpo:

hey.

uhhh

did you hear about the guy who lost his

fuck. wait hold on

yeah okay i got it

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in the car crash

please answer i thought long and hard about this joke

is he okay

no. thats not what you were supposed to say

how is his condition

he is all rifght

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

turmpo

he is all rifght

turmpo

someo ne bold the tex to for me for humour

thanmks

can you bold the thanks for me too

who do i look like to you. some kind of man who just makes things bold. some kind of man who got his left side blown off. some kind of man who is feelin just alright. who,

im sorry. i take it back, fuck you

fuck you

fuck you as well

thanmks does this help
fuck you as well

this is too aggressive. someone bold that for me

that

how dare you. how dare you, fuc,king cheat me like tha

tha

crusheramaris:

littlemissmichigan:

I lost it at Shang “paid”

I started crying

surfacage:

some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms

me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit

myspiritedneighbortotoro:

How Donald Trump comes up with his ideas

Reporter: What is 2+2?
Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."